♥ 001 [Video / Action for New Bark]

[seductingly]

[Sup Johto, you've got another newcomer broadcasting to you! It's a cute blonde-haired girl wearing... a bikini? She doesn't look like she's been swimming, though.]

Yay, it's finally working!

[Someone looks accomplished about turning the PokéGear on.]So, like... can anyone tell me what the deal with this place is? My so-called "mother" wasn't

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[video]

[thebelsareinert]

... You don't mind your Ditto doing that?

[video]

[seductingly]

Doing what?

[video]

[thebelsareinert]

[nodding at it... now being there in her arms.]

Well, being on your legs mainly, but... You'll want to keep your eyes on it.

[video]

[seductingly]

I've been trying to abandon this thing, but it just keeps coming back...

[video]

[thebelsareinert]

Yeah, they'll do that.

If you want, though, you could tell it to transform into something for you. Those are good at that.