Silly Quiz stuff
Well, I took the historical lunatics test. Damn but it was hard to answer truthfully. I mean with questions like these:
Have you ever obliterated a village, close relatives, or Siberia?
Were you on close terms with Mark Twain?
Do you have perfectly reasonable and sane claims to vast pomp and splendour?
Fools! Will you destroy them all?
Planets! Will you destroy them all?
Have you ever felt a curious affinity with bottles, windows, decanters and the like?
Were your final days replete with vast quantities of fruit or wigs?
Only with extreme reluctance could I admit that these things were not true of me. Result:
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Plus, I am proud to say, I looked at the questions, plugged in some answers, and got the exact person I was looking for, without having had any outside evidence for him being involved in the quiz. Long live the Emperor!
Also, the survivor of impending nuclear apocalypse quiz. I wasn't sure if I was a mentalist, so checked the result both ways. It turns out I'm not. If I was, I'd be Arnold Schwarzenegger, instead:
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Take the Glendinning Test Today!
Take the Affliction Test Today!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Nggghhaahhh!
Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.
Oh, and I'm the United Nations.
Have you ever obliterated a village, close relatives, or Siberia?
Were you on close terms with Mark Twain?
Do you have perfectly reasonable and sane claims to vast pomp and splendour?
Fools! Will you destroy them all?
Planets! Will you destroy them all?
Have you ever felt a curious affinity with bottles, windows, decanters and the like?
Were your final days replete with vast quantities of fruit or wigs?
Only with extreme reluctance could I admit that these things were not true of me. Result:
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Plus, I am proud to say, I looked at the questions, plugged in some answers, and got the exact person I was looking for, without having had any outside evidence for him being involved in the quiz. Long live the Emperor!
Also, the survivor of impending nuclear apocalypse quiz. I wasn't sure if I was a mentalist, so checked the result both ways. It turns out I'm not. If I was, I'd be Arnold Schwarzenegger, instead:
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Take the Glendinning Test Today!
Take the Affliction Test Today!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Nggghhaahhh!
Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.
Oh, and I'm the United Nations.