Derr... It's been awhile
College and I have a love hate relationship. For awhile, she was really cool. I mean, we totally partied together, got drunk and had amazing lesbian sex. But then I found out she's really a dirty slut underneath it all. Plus, she has saggy tits....No good. There was this one time when she was like, "Hey, that sweater is sooo much cuties. Can I borrow it?"
And I was all, "Sure, you're bitchin' college. You can borrow anything of mine."
And she said, "Thanx babe! Kissez!! LYLAS!!!"
So then she took the sweater and I still haven't gotten it back. Like I said: dirty slut. It's not even fucking cold.
And I was all, "Sure, you're bitchin' college. You can borrow anything of mine."
And she said, "Thanx babe! Kissez!! LYLAS!!!"
So then she took the sweater and I still haven't gotten it back. Like I said: dirty slut. It's not even fucking cold.