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Dec 12, 2007 02:06

1 don't be dumb or fat or ugly or poor or lesbian or have dated a bulldyke/clown or ask stupid questions
2 i have to be the only girl you like
3 be VIP
4 don't be a liar
5 be famous/rich
6 eat as much as i do but don't gain weight
7 be old enough to drink but allow me to get drunk and you stay sober
8 be a mix of brody jenner and pacey
9 must be taller than me with heels
10 don't be a slutbag
11 sing to me
12 be there for me 24/7
13 don't be a prude
14 know how to work a phone
15 let me pay when i want to, if i don't want to you must pay
16 enjoy culture
17 allow girls nights out whenever i want them
18 don't ever blame me
19 be a badass but not as badass as me
20 buy me candy and flowers for no good reason
21 must have a job and a car and offer to drive 90% of the time
22 don't ever tell me what to do

disclaimer:
these are not in number of importance. boyfriend must abide to all rules at all times. rules may be added whenever i feel necessary.

boyfriend requirements

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