An ASS out of U and ME.
I love it when certain people make assanine comments or assumptions about my relationships with other people, when it's none of their business to begin with. Or when it is their business and they just don't know how things really are. It's also one of my favorite things when I do actually try to ezplain things to people and they have the nerve to tell me they basically trust the ASSUMPTION they made more than the truth I just told them. Like as if they "know" because they "put two and two together." Fuck that. I need a corndog.