"Not quite Spiderman" for A Little Drabble Do Ya!

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“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many...“

“Illya, what are you doing?” Napoleon hissed.

“Trying to keep myself occupied.”

“Shouldn’t you be doing one of your acrobatic moves to free us?”

“Napoleon we are hanging sixteen feet in the air, dangling by handcuffs on hooks embedded in the ceiling, making it impossible for me to maneuver.

“I thought you were Spiderman.” Solo snickered.

“Funny.”

“Hello up there,” April called from below. “Need some help?”

“Please,” Napoleon answered.

“What, Superman Illya couldn’t get you down?”

“That is Spiderman, and the answer is obvious,”Kuryakin snapped.*

* I’ve had Illya mentioning that he likes Spiderman and his costume in a number of short pieces.  His nickname while attending Cambridge University is ‘Spider’ because of his excellent climbing ability as he participated in Night climbing which has been a clandestine student tradition in Cambridge for more than a century.