Revenge of the Petty Sort

[secritcrush]

So there's a woman who keeps emailing me and thinks I am her mother. I've sent her a couple of emails back saying she was emailing the wrong person. She is apparently not the brightest of bulbs because both times she's responded to those emails with "Mum? Did you get it this time?"

Which means it's time to mess with her. How shall I respond to her latest email?

Poll It's not my fault you haven't mastered email