1. Who are you? Spencer Church, the Great White, El Blanco Grande III 2. Are we friends? Hopefully 3. When and how did we meet? Probably at Tisko. Probably playing navy seals on the playground >_> 4. How have I affected you? You made sure that I got my driver's license, allowing me to endanger thousands of peoples. And the whole "keeping me from snapping" at various points during junior and senior year. 5. What do you think of me? I think of you fondly... when we've said goodbye... remember me... once in a while.... please promise me you'll try..." Apart from broadway references, I think you're awesome 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Probably something at the lake. And not like the retarded mermaid. Um... the 7 AM semi-fog sailing? Thats not "fond" but *shrugs* 7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until you betray me, as all lieutenants of an evil dictator eventually do. At that point, I'll kill you, but I'll remember you "as you were" 8. Do you love me? Yes. Its a Filial...philial... pedophi... phiac... ok, which one is the brotherly, and which one is sex with children? You don't know either? Um... it wasn't freudian, was it? Yeah, didn't think so... um... Jungian? Well-Jungian? Karl Marxian? Karl Rovian? I dunno the word. So lets just say "Non-Oedipal". 9. Do you have a crush on me? Ha, you know what I was gonna put here 10. Would you kiss me? I don't have the proper body armor to protect me from your vengeance, and I don't wanna die until after my birthday 11. Would you hug me? Like a bear. Because Grizzlies are great huggers. I mean, Mitch Hedberg and I were in the woods and met a bear... um lets just leave that at yes 12. Physically, what stands out? DD breasts. There is no way those are natural. Seriously, just admit you got implants, nobody will think less of you 13. Emotionally, what stands out? You are REALLY damn good at disguising your feelings. Nobody can ever really tell what you're feeling. Of course, considering the people who are not doing the noticing, thats not all you, but hey 14. Do you wish I was cooler? If you were cooler, you would never live in branford. And I'd be alone in this town. 15. WHERE THE FUCK DID 15 GO!?!?!? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Fucktress. It's like fucker, but with the female ending. Actor::actress, fucker::fucktress. 17. Am I loveable? You sound like Dr. Cameron. See, if I were house, I'd just say "No", but I'm nicer than that. And not nearly smart enough to get away with being THAT mean. So yes, you are. 18. How long have you known me? 14 years or so... holy shit thats a long time 19. Describe me in one word. Other than Fucktress? Dependable. (not dependsable like the diapers though)
2. Are we friends? Hopefully
3. When and how did we meet? Probably at Tisko. Probably playing navy seals on the playground >_>
4. How have I affected you? You made sure that I got my driver's license, allowing me to endanger thousands of peoples. And the whole "keeping me from snapping" at various points during junior and senior year.
5. What do you think of me? I think of you fondly... when we've said goodbye... remember me... once in a while.... please promise me you'll try..." Apart from broadway references, I think you're awesome
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Probably something at the lake. And not like the retarded mermaid. Um... the 7 AM semi-fog sailing? Thats not "fond" but *shrugs*
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until you betray me, as all lieutenants of an evil dictator eventually do. At that point, I'll kill you, but I'll remember you "as you were"
8. Do you love me? Yes. Its a Filial...philial... pedophi... phiac... ok, which one is the brotherly, and which one is sex with children? You don't know either? Um... it wasn't freudian, was it? Yeah, didn't think so... um... Jungian? Well-Jungian? Karl Marxian? Karl Rovian? I dunno the word. So lets just say "Non-Oedipal".
9. Do you have a crush on me? Ha, you know what I was gonna put here
10. Would you kiss me? I don't have the proper body armor to protect me from your vengeance, and I don't wanna die until after my birthday
11. Would you hug me? Like a bear. Because Grizzlies are great huggers. I mean, Mitch Hedberg and I were in the woods and met a bear... um lets just leave that at yes
12. Physically, what stands out? DD breasts. There is no way those are natural. Seriously, just admit you got implants, nobody will think less of you
13. Emotionally, what stands out? You are REALLY damn good at disguising your feelings. Nobody can ever really tell what you're feeling. Of course, considering the people who are not doing the noticing, thats not all you, but hey
14. Do you wish I was cooler? If you were cooler, you would never live in branford. And I'd be alone in this town.
15. WHERE THE FUCK DID 15 GO!?!?!?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Fucktress. It's like fucker, but with the female ending. Actor::actress, fucker::fucktress.
17. Am I loveable? You sound like Dr. Cameron. See, if I were house, I'd just say "No", but I'm nicer than that. And not nearly smart enough to get away with being THAT mean. So yes, you are.
18. How long have you known me? 14 years or so... holy shit thats a long time
19. Describe me in one word. Other than Fucktress? Dependable. (not dependsable like the diapers though)
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