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yesterday at practice someone began telling coach herron about me and david or 'ferretti' as everyone calls him... and coach was asking me why he hadn't met him yet, so after practice was over everyone (not me) went 'ferretti come here coach wants to talk to you' and so he starts walking over and kim shiver heads him off halfway there and whispers something to him. So when he gets to coach herron coach says,
"I saw your announcement on the message board."
David: Yeah...
Herron: So, young man, what are you intentions?
David: Why?
Kim S: NO! THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO SAY?!
David: No sex or drugs
Herron: Just do it like they do in Tennessee and West Virginia, treat her like she's your sister
-gross look around circle-
David: Uh...
Kim S: That's weird and gross, coach
-Grossed outness replaced by laughs around circle-
we won our last game vs. woodstock, 2-0. Varsity won 6-0, but it's not their last game.
"I saw your announcement on the message board."
David: Yeah...
Herron: So, young man, what are you intentions?
David: Why?
Kim S: NO! THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO SAY?!
David: No sex or drugs
Herron: Just do it like they do in Tennessee and West Virginia, treat her like she's your sister
-gross look around circle-
David: Uh...
Kim S: That's weird and gross, coach
-Grossed outness replaced by laughs around circle-
we won our last game vs. woodstock, 2-0. Varsity won 6-0, but it's not their last game.