Now for something a little lighter....kinda
*You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
*A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
*A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
*There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
*“This won’t hurt, I promise,”
*Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
*Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
*The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
*When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
*The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
*Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
*Sex has no calories. (but i've heard that you burn them);-)
*The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
*A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
*A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
*There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
*“This won’t hurt, I promise,”
*Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
*Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
*The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
*When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
*The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
*Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
*Sex has no calories. (but i've heard that you burn them);-)
*The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.