training... or was it torture

[secretpixi]

After two days of corporate training I'm looking to prison as a viable alternative (the cells are probably bigger than our cubes). We've had someone on site teaching us how to prepare for an internal audit. We've also had the Internal Auditor sitting in, she's like the great evil overlord. No one wants to have her as an enemy, but we all have to hate her to show solidarity. It's so demented. How does one become an auditor anyway? Are there 10 year olds that want to grow up to destroy lives and make business men (and women) cry? Or did they just not make it as prison wardens? At least it's over and I can get back to the actual work that's been piling up in my inbox and continue trying to ignore the fact that I'll be on the block soon enough.

Last night's House... I so knew it was Chase. Two words: Daddy issues.