Dec 27, 2009 00:42
Oi. Who's the creeper who left cookies outside my door? Come on, 'fess up. It's fine if one of you lies, I don't mind. Anonymous presents make me twitchy.
Geez. Who even wants to give me presents in the first place? I SENSE A TRAP. THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEEE
christmas,
the cake is a lie,
uh what???,
it's a traaaaap