It's a conspiracy! Maybe the retailers are under strict orders by the government not to sell JUMP to adults in order to prevent any further downturn of the economy.
But that doesn't make any SENSE!! I mean, adults are theoretically the ones with the money, right? So we should be spending it where we can! GIVE US OUR WEEKLY JUMP, YOU BASTARDS.
Times like this I miss trashing government property :(
It's true that adults are the ones with the money, but look at it this way- the government can't afford for employed citizens to become addicted to manga or anime and as a result miss days at work, or, at worst, become hikikomoris. And so they're trying to stomp down the influence of Otaku culture among working memebers of society to a bare minimum to prevent economic collapse!
I'm sure you could find a student in your social studies class who can lend you a copy. I manage to confiscate enough of each week them from my own social studies class... But if the economy happens to fail upon you finally obtaining one then I'll know who to blame!
Ahh, that makes a retarded kind of sense. Okay, I'm lying, I didn't read it all. That was kinda long. But it's nice to know there are people who care so much about this serious issue c:
I didn't post this four times, I swear xDnozomuitoshikiNovember 27 2009, 22:50:37 UTC
Well, it's more that the economy is the serious issue... JUMP just happens to tie into it.
Come to think of it, I might have the latest issue somewhere at the bottom of one of the draws in my desk, if you want to quickly borrow it before its student-owner remembers about it and comes to retrieve it. Feel free to help yourself. Just don't touch my supply of rope or my collection of various fatal medication.
I SAW NOTHING 8Dsecretlystill12November 27 2009, 22:53:31 UTC
The economy is overrated anyway. Besides, with this influx of girly-men that refuse to spawn, the whole country's going to disappear in a couple generations, it's fine. Compared to such a social injustice as this conspiracy against grown men enjoying harmless pass-times such as JUMP, it's not a big deal at all.
By the way, I found some disturbing stuff in your drawer. Are you planning to daterape one of your students and tie them up with that rope? That's a bit wrong, man. You should try and keep these things better hidden, like in the janitor's closet or something.
I...I do not have a sickening kink or fantasy! And I'd be disturbed if anyone thought that kind of thing could be considered 'normal', let alone a turn-on It's for...ermm... *Is struggling with whether to save his reputation or not at risk of telling the truth*
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Times like this I miss trashing government property :(
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I'm sure you could find a student in your social studies class who can lend you a copy. I manage to confiscate enough of each week them from my own social studies class...
But if the economy happens to fail upon you finally obtaining one then I'll know who to blame!
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Come to think of it, I might have the latest issue somewhere at the bottom of one of the draws in my desk, if you want to quickly borrow it before its student-owner remembers about it and comes to retrieve it. Feel free to help yourself. Just don't touch my supply of rope or my collection of various fatal medication.
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By the way, I found some disturbing stuff in your drawer. Are you planning to daterape one of your students and tie them up with that rope? That's a bit wrong, man. You should try and keep these things better hidden, like in the janitor's closet or something.
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