JDW Taemin's Date
Title: Jailbait Dating Week Twelfth Chapter : Taemin's Date
Pairings: ChangminShinee, ninja!HoMin
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: none
Genre: an attempt at crack
Concrits: Loved.
Summary: Simply put, Changmin is going out on a date with each member of SHINee for one full day per person. Who would won Changmin's favor of being the best date?
A/N: for
yumified_dbsk . another long-ass update in celebration of my freeduhm from exam week! Yayzers. Enjoy ChangTae in this one! (and even another min pair.) comments are loved!
Prologue // First // Second // Third // Fourth // Fifth // Sixth // Seventh // Eighth // Ninth // Tenth // Eleventh // Twelfth // Thirteenth // Fourteenth
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The morning came rather peacefully.
Onew basked in the sun, 30 minutes earlier than the rest of the group. The peacefulness of the house soothes his evergreen soul and he smiled, a really big one. He almost unhinges his jaw when he heard a shuffle from the bathroom. Taemin went out of the bathroom, giving a big grin to Onew when he realized his leader was also in the kitchen. He quickly moved to the bedroom.
Oh well, it’s only Taemin. Onew thought. What havoc can he wreak alone? He gazed back to the window, looking at the road from the apartment with a big happy smile. He saw two sisters walking to school, he saw a busy businessman running to catch his clock, he saw an old lady sweeping, he saw Taemin having an illegal backdoor transaction with a shady man in a trenchcoat, he saw Tiffany taking out the trash in bikinis, he saw a man walking a big Rottweiler, scaring little kids on the way. He saw the trees wave in unison as the morning breeze runs through their leaves. The sun smiled back at Onew.
“Morning, honey.” Key kissed his cheeks, snaking arms around the older one. “What do you want for breakfast?”
Onew smiled. He notices how happy he is, showered in sunlight and love from his wife, the table is clean and sleek, the bathroom smells and looks nice, the bedroom filled with peaceful snores, the front door closed tight with a note on it, the ceiling free of dirts, and the whole city with morning spirit breaching in on every door. He smiled his best smile to his wife, who quickly melts in his arms.
“I’ll have your world-renowned toasts, please.” He said while kisssing Key’s cheeks.
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“WAT. DE. HELL.”
That’s what Key said when he found out that both Taemin and Changmin had gone and started their date without anyone’s notice.
And oh, that’s Onew, writhing in pain as his wife whipped and beated him for not noticing their son’s disappearance.
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“WAT. DE. MUTHARFUGGING. HAEL.”
That’s what Key said when he found out that Taemin left his cellphone home and Changmin’s was out of reach. He almost whipped more lashes on Onew had Minho didn’t suddenly show up, snagged the whip and frost it into pieces. Key’s exploding powers were rendered null and he ends up being tied to a lamppost.
Wait, what?
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Taemin closed his eyes, his hand is clasped in front of his chest. Deep in his mind he concentrated, pulling every energy to stay sane and verb his words right.
“Dear lord,” he started.
“I want MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY so I can go to university without troubling my parents. And also some MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY to fix my brother’s laptop that finally broke or buy him a new one, since it’s almost been 5 years since he got a new one. And finally some MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY to pay out our house rents. Amen.” And he opened his eyes, smiling with glee. Though Changmin notices something and he quickly pulled the younger boy into his arms. He kissed his cheeks, not caring what the others around them think about what he just did and he did it again, this time aiming for the single teardrop that rolled from Taemin’s eyes, one that even the little boy didn’t realize he was shedding.
“What’s wrong, Tae?” Changmin whispered, the soft and caring tone sends shivers down the boy’s spine. He wrapped his hands around the younger boy, but the other still shivered as if it was freezing out there.
“Nothing hyung. Let’s just go.”
Taemin tried to turn around and go, but tears still caught his eyes and he lost his balance, something really embarassing for a dancer like him, and fell right into Changmin’s chest, igniting Changmin’s hands to wrap around him like a blanket. He tried to move away, only resulting in snuggling himself deeper. When he felt his hyung’s hands locked him further in the hug, he closed his eyes and let down his guard.
Changmin herded the smaller boy into a nearby park bench. It took 20 full minutes of crying, 5 minutes extra for a little tantrum, before Taemin finally calmed down to words.
“I miss my family.”
That was enough reason for Changmin to send his dongsaeng into another hug.
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“Okay, recap. Onew is now safe in bed, without any of Taemin’s plushies to be burned and any match or lighter that could make him burn anything else. Key is properly rendered and bound in the basement, left to the mercy of SNSD sunbae.”
Jonghyun paced around in the room. Minho took another bite from his apple.
“SO. You sure you can take care of the house while I’m away?”
“Sure.”
“Okay. Well, Daniel will come in 2 hours and I still can help here. Let’s clean up.”
“Oh…”
“What? You think I’m just gonna wait and let Key find out what’s under my bed?”
“Well…”
“Do remember what you hid under your bed. And what would Key’s reaction be when he sees it.” Jonghyun warned the tall young man sitting in front of him.
Minho crinkled his forehead, before remembering the black buttplug and several other kinks he had used with his favorite hyung. “Easy.” He smiled back at the worried Jonghyun. “Key tries to mess anything,” And the apple in his hand shattered into million frozen pieces. “he better knows who and what power he’s dealing with.”
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“Here, I already prepared this!”
And Taemin produced two similar Keroro plastic lunchboxes and hand over one of it to Changmin. They were still sitting on the same bench where Taemin was blowing over his angst just now and now that the sun is shining a little bit more Taemin decided it was time for lunch and he pulled the big bag that he had carried before.
“Let’s have a picnic!”
But then it turns out that they couldn’t find any nice spot to lay down around the area so they decided to go back to the bench and sit there with chuckles and giggles.
“So, what have you prepared?”
“Umm…I can’t cook, so I bought take-outs and put some together.”
Changmin opened his lunchbox. There was a nice clump of rice, shaped like a lump with chicken shreds around it and jumbled stew vegetables were thrown to fill in the sides. All of it were properly put and decorated, like one of those Japanese Bento Boxes.
“See, those are McDonalds chicken, I shred them this morning and the veggies are from the 24-hour chinese take-out. I put the rice myself.” Taemin excitedly point out while he opened his own lunchbox.
The inside of the box was similar to Changmin’s except with one stark difference. It wasn’t shaped, more like a hurricane hit the inside and kicked it upside down with a few tsunami and earthquake to add to the jazz. Calling it disastrous-looking and belch-inviting is a very, very big understatement. Judging from Taemin’s looks, however, it seems that that’s the way he wants his lunch to be.
“Let’s eat!”
And their chopsticks soon flew through the air, filling the empty space next to their chats. They talked about lots of things, about Taemin’s love for manhwa and Changmin’s lust for macadamia nut cookies, how Key is handling with his bi-genderness like a ‘ducky.’ (Taemin’s words) and how is he supposed to handle it elegantly like Jae does. (Changmin’s words.)
Soon, their boxes were spit clean and closed.
Taemin looked at Changmin.
“Okay?”
“Okay.”
“Let’s go.” Taemin pulled his hyung off the bench and goes running.
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Taemin and Changmin clapped really loud as the final chords were played. They were deeply moved by the performance, even if they have to stand to see it. After giving congratulations to the players they went to a corner to discuss their next destination.
“There’s a string quartet that’s really good over here,” Taemin pointed at a pre-marked spot in his map. “But at the same time, if we go there we won’t be able to catch the opening scene of the play here, but it’s one of the points of the play.”
“Let’s just go to the quartet for a few songs, and dash to the play five minutes before the quartet ends.” Changmin proposed.
And they ran down the road to catch the next street performer.
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“You okay?”
“Yeah, sorry.”
“It’s okay, though it’s not like you to trip over your own shoelace.”
“No, it’s just that I thought I saw…WAIT IT IS HIM!”
“H-Hey! Wait! Don’t run like that!”
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“So hyung, how was the show?”
“Totally worth all the running. Where to ne-“
“CHANGMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!”
The sudden scream coming from down the road was shocking, but just as Changmin turned his head around another chest went into collision with his, allowing his long-legs reflexes to go into action and held his weight, plus the newly added dangling Junsu on his neck. He quickly recognizes the wiggling butt owner and hug him back.
“Junsu-hyung! I’m so happy to see you!”
“CHANGMIIIN!!!” Junsu was a little bit incoherent, probably a brain shock from the crash.
“Why are you here, who did you come-“ And as Junho catched up with his brother, he met Changmin’s deep gaze. A large surprise came on his muscular face, but his tough façade quickly ceases it to linger. Both of them send a curt before returning their sight to the now crying Junsu in Changmin’s arms, staining the previously wet shirt that Changmin had been wearing.
“Let’s sit over there so we can talk this out.” Taemin pointed to a playground.
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Minho opened his eyes.
Did he just fell asleep?
Oh well.
He went back to sleep.
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Key wished his husband was there to see him all tied up to a chair and heavily pelted with make-up from his sunbaes, struggling every single second only to make SNSD Noonas squeal all the more excitedly. He trusted Onew to quickly jumps in, frees him and then drag him back upstairs to yell at him for being so careless and fallible to the moves of their sunbaes.
But then he remembered how Jinki is a kink lover. Letting him see key strapped would only make things more complicated. He made a mental facepalm.
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Onew was still asleep.
“Buububudubudubu.”
At least, he’s sleep-talking in a cute way.
Not minding how it’s so not his age.
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“So Daniel, what have you got in store for me today?”
“Umm…Don’t laugh, okay?”
“Of course I won’t! Now what is it.”
“I made an appointment to go to the Hundred Acres Wood.”
“EEEEEEEEPPP!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!”
“Just, don’t do smex on me while we’re there, okay? We might scar the woodland animals forever.”
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“So.”
“Changmin, please, listen to me!”
“About what, Junho? All I see was enough, I don’t need your audio commentary to the scene.”
“But, t-that was an accident!”
“No Junho, that wasn’t. The sex you just had with that girl was not an accident, nor the one you had yesterday or last week.”
“Y-You know all along?”
“I tried to reason with myself, but Junsu couldn’t have those big biceps that were going around her hips.”
“P-Please, listen to me first!”
“I even still wonders why I’m still talking to you.”
“B-But, Chan-“
“I’m sorry Junho. We’re through. I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
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“So Jaejae was all mad, and he really, really looked like, well, I don’t know, it was too scary to tell! And then, and then…” Junsu continued to blabber endlessly beside his brother, as Changmin listened patiently to the man sitting across of him from the picnic table. Taemin sucked on his ice cream hard, as the story was getting more and more enthralling for him. When Junsu finally stopped, Changmin didn’t say anything, he just reached over the table and ruffled his hyung’s hair. Without wasting any seconds, Junsu jumped over and hugged Changmin, dropping his face in the younger’s chest and letting all his emotions wash over him. After a few second, he raised his head, all smiling and cheery again.
“Better?”
“Much, much better!” He squealed before hugging Changmin back.
“Good. Now, go play soccer with Taemin.”
“YAAAAAAY!!!” And both Junsu and Taemin ran to the field, kicking dusts as they go. Changmin smiled, but as soon as the two excited dancers reached their soccer field, Changmin returned his gaze to his ex-boyfriend.
“I believe we need to talk.”
Junho knew this was coming to him.
“About how you could let your brother get into such dangers. Seriously.”
“I know, I’m sorry.”
“Well, no matter. I’m not your mother anyways, what do I care about you two.” Changmin dissed the matters easily, the cold barrier he always put around those he hated came up. Junho licked his lips, feeling as parched as an elephant in the middle of the Sahara. He tried to arrange words but all came out as a stammer.
“Umm, well…”
“Sshh.” Without he realized, Changmin was already sitting next to him, inside a close space that they had used to share, his fingers lingering on Junho’s lips. “I know this had been hard for you too, letting your twin go for a long time with a pack of people you have no blood relations to and only to have him back crying on the edge of madness.” He circled his arms around the larger body. “It’s okay. I won’t tell.”
“I know you won’t.”
“Yeah, no matter what happens, I’ll never tell another soul.”
Junho leaned his head to Changmin’s shoulders, shutting his eyelids calmly as tears of released terror slips through the cracks and fell to Changmin’s broad shoulders, his hands tight around the other body.
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“Boys, it’s sundown! Come on, we have to go home!” Changmin exclaimed.
“AWWWW…”
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“Come on, Tae. Even Junsu-hyung has gone home.”
“Just a minute.”
“What is it?”
“There!”
And Taemin ran to a black car. The window opened and a few short convo ensued, after that Tae returned to Changmin with a bigger bag than before. Two, even.
“What’s that for, Tae?”
“We’re going camping!”
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Key finally escaped the clutches of the evil noonas and made it back to the house with any little dignity he has left. He opened the door only to see a chanting Minho, a dozed Onew and Jonghyun kissing his Danny-Dan bye-bye in the wardrobe.
“Where’s Taemin?”
“Still on his date, I guess.”
“Did you clean up in here?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Uh, I hate your cleaner’s smell.”
“Whatever. Go fix dinner before I made them.”
“FINE.” Key huffed. “I only got back from being raped by a 9-member sunbae girlband and I have to fix dinner too?”
“You want me to wake them up?” Jonghyun pointed at the other two sleeping member.
“No.”
“Good.”
“Shit. I hate you for this, you slutty tranny.”
“Shut it Umma, you won’t dare lay a hand on my sexylicious body else you’ll have to face the wrath of my fresh British boyfriend.”
“Shut the fuck up!” Key hissed, careful not to make a noise big enough to wake the other two sleeping members but filled with enough knives to kill an adult african elephant. Jonghyun only chuckled in delight at seeing his rival bitch at a loss, staunting his way into the bathroom.
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“I’m going to apologize to him. He has to accept me back. I need him in my life more than I needed air. I don’t want anybody else, I just need him.
“I never knew I had a heart until I saw this hole he made in my chest when he go away.”
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yayzers! it's done! now, two more chapters to go until the story ends! keep commenting, people!