jdw seventh chapter
Title: Jailbait Dating Week Seventh Chapter
Pairings: ChangminShinee, ninja!HoMin
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: none
Genre: Crack
Concrits: Loved.
Summary: Simply put, Changmin is going out on a date with each member of SHINee for one full day per person. Who would won Changmin's favor of being the best date?
A/N: goes to yumified_dbsk , who will always be the first comment. I believe this is through magical means. THIS IS UPDATED FROM SCHOOL. GOD I NEED TO HURRY UP THE BELL IS RINGING.
Prologue // First // Second // Third // Fourth // Fifth // Sixth // Seventh // Eighth // Ninth // Tenth // Eleventh // Twelfth // Thirteenth // Fourteenth
After Key had his bath time and calmed down, they all sat down for dinner. Key was fixing up a real quick stew, given that they had wasted the whole day and leaving behind house works and chores. The others were busy cleaning up the morning mess they had left from before.
“I just thought of this.”
Taemin suddenly piped up. Everybody turned their heads to the kid now scrubbing the floors of the living room.
“Changmin-hyung never brought souvenirs.”
“Oh yeah. I never did, huh? Would you like me to get you something on the next date?”
“NO.” Key quickly cut in. “I know what you’re playing, dear baby taetae, but there is no way I’m fixing you dinner tomorrow. Onew, you have the money, now take care of that kid like the father you’re supposed to be.”
He carried his stew and placed it on the dinner table. Changmin went to the toilet to wash his hand and Key quickly took the chance.
“I warn you.” He said under a dangerous whisper. “If I see one speck of any of you in my way on my date, trust me, even heavens wouldn’t DARE to stop me. Get it?!”
Everybody nodded quickly before the impending doom strikes them.
“Good. Now, get on the table, eat dinner, and go to sleep, QUICK!” He spat, and the others hurriedly ran to the table, ate their plate and crept into their bed in record time. And Changmin went inside the kitchen finding he was alone with Key.
“Hi Hyung! They all said they’d skip dinner because they were on diet. Let’s eat!” Key said cheerily, a big smile on his face and a big feast splayed in front of him.
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“Appa.”
“Yes, Taemin.”
“Does Umma hate us?”
“No. He’s just too ambitious, that’s all.”
“What’s his ambition?”
“Truth be told dear, nobody knows.”
“Then how do you know he’s ambitious.”
“Because he’s like that.”
Key was clicking away in the kitchen, searching the net for something only he knows. Even though he doesn’t say it, by the look on his face everybody knew how he would kill anyone who dared to bother him with the frying pan sitting on his lap.
“Appa.”
“Yes Taemin.”
“I’m scared.”
“I know. Me too.”
“Can I hug you?”
“Sure.”
Taemin shuffled over to Onew’s bed, slowly snuggling himself in his father’s arms. He trembled a bit, before finally resigning to slumber a minute after and closely followed by Onew. But the leader was brought back to his senses by a sharp nudge on his ribs. He turned his head lazily and found a towering Minho glaring at him, hands kept sharply on the side and his body rigid like an army. Onew just sighed.
“Yes, Minho, you can hug me too.”
And the fidgeting tall kid quickly fall into Onew’s bad and hugged him from behind, quaking with fear and trembling for dear life. The father was so tired, but he tapped the two hands that wrapped itself around him in comfort. “There, there.” Before he fell into slumber again.
Jonghyun peered at the three person cramping in one bed, all cowering in fear and trauma. Meh. Losers. He thought, and he receded back into Changmin’s arms, sleeping in comfort and safety knowing that Key wouldn’t dare do anything to him as long he had the hyung’s hand around him. He sneered silently and dug his face back into Changmin’s chest.
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Jaejoong glared at the crying leader in front of him. He pondered again the use of the management’s effort on making such a manly image about him when he’s breaking that image every other second of his life. But his conscience told him that it was not the time to lash at the lad, so he sheathed his fangs back. Yoochun was just sitting in the room, bored. He wanted to call Junsu but then he remembered the boy was in rehab somewhere after being scarred seeing Jaejoong’s angry form which was too much for the pure soul.
“SO. You mean to tell me that you’ve been gone for 12 hours, holding dinner back, forgot to take my groceries and practically making me worried sick for your disappearance only because JESUS HATES YOU?”
The wail he heard was the only answer he needed. He gasped at how dumb his leader is and how he missed the independent, agile, smart Yunho that was there before Changmin kissed him. After an eventful halloween, Yunho was never the same man and Changmin was never the same boy and now the man is totally hollow without the boy.
“The church EXPLODED, Jae! ECKSPLAWDED!! Why does he hate me, WHYYYY!!!!” Yunho wailed again, hysterically reaching out to the ceiling. Jae was about to give up and scream "DAMMIT, OBEY ME I AM JAESUS!" when he realized something.
“Exploded?”
“WHYYYYYY!!!!!”
“Did the building blow up like a normal bomb, with ruins flying everywhere or did it just went up in flames?”
“WHYYYY!!!!”
“ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!” Jae’s fangs went back out, which scared Yunho back to his senses.
“I-It went up in flames, I guess. I d-didn’t see anything flies or thrown by the power of the explosion.”
“Right.” And Jaejoong went into his room and locked the door from inside. Yoochun was left tending the broken leader, helping him get into his room, tucking him in, and then he went back to his room.
And the Dong Bang house went silent again.
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Changmin opened his eyes. Still hugging Jonghyun on his hands, his gaze went unfocused as his mind was busy with something else.
He looked at his left hand. And the ring that Yunho had gave him still sits on his ring finger, twinkling back at him under the light from the kitchen.
He closed his eyes, a single tear went out from the side of his eyes.
He still misses Yunho.
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Key was finally putting finishing touches on his 5-tiered plan for the date, all complete from the first destination and where to sit to emergency plans if Changmin had been kidnapped and got AIDS during the date. He saved the file, rechecked the whole blueprints and scripts, and his cell phone rang. It was 3AM, and he wanted to get some minutes for beauty sleep, but when he saw the owner of the number calling him, he held his breath for awhile.
Take it, leave it, take it, leave it.
He gave in to reality. “Hello.”
“Hi Key. Is Changmin there?”
“No. Of course not.”
“Oh, yeah, right sorry. He’s in the bedroom, sleeping, right?”
Key felt like crying. “Yes, he is.”
“Look, I’m not gonna come over there and tear him apart from you guys like some heartless landlady. I just wanna talk to him. Think you can give us a few minutes from tomorrow?”
“Okay then. I’ll see my plans.”
“Okay. Call me again in the morning?”
“It is morning, Jaejoong-hyung.” Key chuckled.
///
Yunho dreamed of Changmin that night.
He was on a beach, the sun was shining brightly and the sand was pure white.
He saw Changmin walking a little bit away from him, his back facing Yunho.
He tried to chase him, but somehow Changmin’s small strut was never reachable.
He ran and ran, but all it does was making Changmin more further and further apart from him. His eyesight was clouded with sweat, and he screamed his name. “Changmin!”
A kiss landed on his cheek, shocking him from behind.
“I’m here.” The boy smiled to the man. “I’m always here for you.”
And Changmin woke up crying, as his dream reminded him of the promise he made to Yunho.
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Pairings: ChangminShinee, ninja!HoMin
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: none
Genre: Crack
Concrits: Loved.
Summary: Simply put, Changmin is going out on a date with each member of SHINee for one full day per person. Who would won Changmin's favor of being the best date?
A/N: goes to yumified_dbsk , who will always be the first comment. I believe this is through magical means. THIS IS UPDATED FROM SCHOOL. GOD I NEED TO HURRY UP THE BELL IS RINGING.
Prologue // First // Second // Third // Fourth // Fifth // Sixth // Seventh // Eighth // Ninth // Tenth // Eleventh // Twelfth // Thirteenth // Fourteenth
After Key had his bath time and calmed down, they all sat down for dinner. Key was fixing up a real quick stew, given that they had wasted the whole day and leaving behind house works and chores. The others were busy cleaning up the morning mess they had left from before.
“I just thought of this.”
Taemin suddenly piped up. Everybody turned their heads to the kid now scrubbing the floors of the living room.
“Changmin-hyung never brought souvenirs.”
“Oh yeah. I never did, huh? Would you like me to get you something on the next date?”
“NO.” Key quickly cut in. “I know what you’re playing, dear baby taetae, but there is no way I’m fixing you dinner tomorrow. Onew, you have the money, now take care of that kid like the father you’re supposed to be.”
He carried his stew and placed it on the dinner table. Changmin went to the toilet to wash his hand and Key quickly took the chance.
“I warn you.” He said under a dangerous whisper. “If I see one speck of any of you in my way on my date, trust me, even heavens wouldn’t DARE to stop me. Get it?!”
Everybody nodded quickly before the impending doom strikes them.
“Good. Now, get on the table, eat dinner, and go to sleep, QUICK!” He spat, and the others hurriedly ran to the table, ate their plate and crept into their bed in record time. And Changmin went inside the kitchen finding he was alone with Key.
“Hi Hyung! They all said they’d skip dinner because they were on diet. Let’s eat!” Key said cheerily, a big smile on his face and a big feast splayed in front of him.
///
“Appa.”
“Yes, Taemin.”
“Does Umma hate us?”
“No. He’s just too ambitious, that’s all.”
“What’s his ambition?”
“Truth be told dear, nobody knows.”
“Then how do you know he’s ambitious.”
“Because he’s like that.”
Key was clicking away in the kitchen, searching the net for something only he knows. Even though he doesn’t say it, by the look on his face everybody knew how he would kill anyone who dared to bother him with the frying pan sitting on his lap.
“Appa.”
“Yes Taemin.”
“I’m scared.”
“I know. Me too.”
“Can I hug you?”
“Sure.”
Taemin shuffled over to Onew’s bed, slowly snuggling himself in his father’s arms. He trembled a bit, before finally resigning to slumber a minute after and closely followed by Onew. But the leader was brought back to his senses by a sharp nudge on his ribs. He turned his head lazily and found a towering Minho glaring at him, hands kept sharply on the side and his body rigid like an army. Onew just sighed.
“Yes, Minho, you can hug me too.”
And the fidgeting tall kid quickly fall into Onew’s bad and hugged him from behind, quaking with fear and trembling for dear life. The father was so tired, but he tapped the two hands that wrapped itself around him in comfort. “There, there.” Before he fell into slumber again.
Jonghyun peered at the three person cramping in one bed, all cowering in fear and trauma. Meh. Losers. He thought, and he receded back into Changmin’s arms, sleeping in comfort and safety knowing that Key wouldn’t dare do anything to him as long he had the hyung’s hand around him. He sneered silently and dug his face back into Changmin’s chest.
///
Jaejoong glared at the crying leader in front of him. He pondered again the use of the management’s effort on making such a manly image about him when he’s breaking that image every other second of his life. But his conscience told him that it was not the time to lash at the lad, so he sheathed his fangs back. Yoochun was just sitting in the room, bored. He wanted to call Junsu but then he remembered the boy was in rehab somewhere after being scarred seeing Jaejoong’s angry form which was too much for the pure soul.
“SO. You mean to tell me that you’ve been gone for 12 hours, holding dinner back, forgot to take my groceries and practically making me worried sick for your disappearance only because JESUS HATES YOU?”
The wail he heard was the only answer he needed. He gasped at how dumb his leader is and how he missed the independent, agile, smart Yunho that was there before Changmin kissed him. After an eventful halloween, Yunho was never the same man and Changmin was never the same boy and now the man is totally hollow without the boy.
“The church EXPLODED, Jae! ECKSPLAWDED!! Why does he hate me, WHYYYY!!!!” Yunho wailed again, hysterically reaching out to the ceiling. Jae was about to give up and scream "DAMMIT, OBEY ME I AM JAESUS!" when he realized something.
“Exploded?”
“WHYYYYYY!!!!!”
“Did the building blow up like a normal bomb, with ruins flying everywhere or did it just went up in flames?”
“WHYYYY!!!!”
“ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!” Jae’s fangs went back out, which scared Yunho back to his senses.
“I-It went up in flames, I guess. I d-didn’t see anything flies or thrown by the power of the explosion.”
“Right.” And Jaejoong went into his room and locked the door from inside. Yoochun was left tending the broken leader, helping him get into his room, tucking him in, and then he went back to his room.
And the Dong Bang house went silent again.
///
Changmin opened his eyes. Still hugging Jonghyun on his hands, his gaze went unfocused as his mind was busy with something else.
He looked at his left hand. And the ring that Yunho had gave him still sits on his ring finger, twinkling back at him under the light from the kitchen.
He closed his eyes, a single tear went out from the side of his eyes.
He still misses Yunho.
///
Key was finally putting finishing touches on his 5-tiered plan for the date, all complete from the first destination and where to sit to emergency plans if Changmin had been kidnapped and got AIDS during the date. He saved the file, rechecked the whole blueprints and scripts, and his cell phone rang. It was 3AM, and he wanted to get some minutes for beauty sleep, but when he saw the owner of the number calling him, he held his breath for awhile.
Take it, leave it, take it, leave it.
He gave in to reality. “Hello.”
“Hi Key. Is Changmin there?”
“No. Of course not.”
“Oh, yeah, right sorry. He’s in the bedroom, sleeping, right?”
Key felt like crying. “Yes, he is.”
“Look, I’m not gonna come over there and tear him apart from you guys like some heartless landlady. I just wanna talk to him. Think you can give us a few minutes from tomorrow?”
“Okay then. I’ll see my plans.”
“Okay. Call me again in the morning?”
“It is morning, Jaejoong-hyung.” Key chuckled.
///
Yunho dreamed of Changmin that night.
He was on a beach, the sun was shining brightly and the sand was pure white.
He saw Changmin walking a little bit away from him, his back facing Yunho.
He tried to chase him, but somehow Changmin’s small strut was never reachable.
He ran and ran, but all it does was making Changmin more further and further apart from him. His eyesight was clouded with sweat, and he screamed his name. “Changmin!”
A kiss landed on his cheek, shocking him from behind.
“I’m here.” The boy smiled to the man. “I’m always here for you.”
And Changmin woke up crying, as his dream reminded him of the promise he made to Yunho.
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