four ★ the intrigues.

[secretgod]

[Today, Mayfield-Haruhi has decided to call everyone, because what are filters, and also because she has an important announcement! As usual, she’ll say this very loud and clear, attempting to grab the attention of pretty much, well, everyone. And that means you too, newbies.]

Hello? Could I grab everyone’s attention!

[And then she lowers her

Comments

[chastesaw]

...I do not believe I fully understand. You seemed to insinuate that your organization would be a special guest but you did not provide any information as to what this "routine" actually was.

Or was that intentional?

[secretgod]

Well... it's not like I can actually explain the routine without actually showing it!

[chastesaw]

But then nobody has any incentive to allow you to participate in a remotely official manner.

[secretgod]

That's why I called! To invite them over! Plus, I could let them hear my vocals over the phone, so they won't be able to resist~!

[chastesaw]

Oh, I see.

Well, when your cohorts arrive here perhaps you could demonstrate for me and I could render an early form of judgment as to its suitability.

[secretgod]

Well, that's fine.

[chastesaw]

Do humans often have such entertainment at their schoolhive gatherings?