four ★ the intrigues.

[secretgod]

[Today, Mayfield-Haruhi has decided to call everyone, because what are filters, and also because she has an important announcement! As usual, she’ll say this very loud and clear, attempting to grab the attention of pretty much, well, everyone. And that means you too, newbies.]

Hello? Could I grab everyone’s attention!

[And then she lowers her

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[sosnarrator]

... Haruhi, what the hell are you doing?

[secretgod]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m spreading the word about the brigade! [And she says this, pretty much beaming. If she were talking to you face to face, Kyon-you would be able to see her pure excitement.]

[sosnarrator]

And what's this about entertaining at homecoming?

(We've barely done anything other than just hang out in the clubroom each afternoon...)

[secretgod]

I was thinking that maybe we should either sing or dance there! Or both.

[sosnarrator]

... You're kidding, right?

[secretgod]

[Why are you even asking this question, Kyon?] Nope. Why would I be kidding about something like this?

[sosnarrator]

I don't seem to recall practising any routines like that.

[secretgod]

Don't worry, don't worry- the routine is easy!

[sosnarrator]

Oh really?