four ★ the intrigues.
[Today, Mayfield-Haruhi has decided to call everyone, because what are filters, and also because she has an important announcement! As usual, she’ll say this very loud and clear, attempting to grab the attention of pretty much, well, everyone. And that means you too, newbies.]
Hello? Could I grab everyone’s attention!
[And then she lowers her voice a notch, now speaking at a normal tone, which is… still pretty loud.]
Ahem. Anyway, the Homecoming is tomorrow, right?! So, I have the best idea: for a homecoming dance, and things like that-you need entertainment, right? I don’t know if there’s any entertainment, but, that doesn’t mean you don’t have room for one more special guest right?
Besides, we already practiced our routine, and it would be ruined if we didn’t perform it, right? [Actually, she’s lying. They practiced nothing.] And besides, the SOS Brigade needs to be known by more people, so… this is the best way to do it!
It’s a win-win situation, no matter what! If you need to have a vocal check or anything, I’ll show it to you!
Suzumiya Haruhi, the ultra detective and SOS Brigade chief, out!
Hello? Could I grab everyone’s attention!
[And then she lowers her voice a notch, now speaking at a normal tone, which is… still pretty loud.]
Ahem. Anyway, the Homecoming is tomorrow, right?! So, I have the best idea: for a homecoming dance, and things like that-you need entertainment, right? I don’t know if there’s any entertainment, but, that doesn’t mean you don’t have room for one more special guest right?
Besides, we already practiced our routine, and it would be ruined if we didn’t perform it, right? [Actually, she’s lying. They practiced nothing.] And besides, the SOS Brigade needs to be known by more people, so… this is the best way to do it!
It’s a win-win situation, no matter what! If you need to have a vocal check or anything, I’ll show it to you!
Suzumiya Haruhi, the ultra detective and SOS Brigade chief, out!