THREE ★ the surprise.

[secretgod]

[PHONE]

[Before the school day even begins, at around 6-7 in the morning, Haruhi picks up the phone to make a very important announcement!]

Attention!

Anyone who is in the S.O.S Brigade, or plans to be a part of the S.O.S. Brigade, this is really important! In five days -- yeah, that's right, five days, it will be my birthday! I'll be holding a

Comments

[nosoul_nomind]

[Hey Haruhi, that party/SOS invite you just handed to this chick? She looks it over, and just a few feet away, tosses it in the trash. Dealwithit.jpg.]

[secretgod]

... Hey! [JUST ANGRY AT YOU, you don't throw away things!!! Especially not paper!]

[nosoul_nomind]

What? Why would I come to a party for someone I don't know? And what's SOS Brigade?

[secretgod]

Because it's going to an amazing party!

And the SOS Brigade is the "Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade"!

[nosoul_nomind]

I'm not much for parties.

[Skeptical look] Right. So what do you do in it exactly?

[secretgod]

Huh, really? You're being such a party pooper.

And we look for time travelers, aliens, and espers -- and have fun with them! [DURR DURR]

[nosoul_nomind]

People here must see somethin' in them, they have 'em all the time.

Shouldn't be hard to find stuff like that in Mayfield. What's an "esper"?

[secretgod]

Someone who can use telepathy!

[nosoul_nomind]

Does telekinesis count?

[secretgod]

Of course it does! Why, can you use telekinesis?

[nosoul_nomind]

Yeah. But I mean, lotsa people here do shit like that.

[secretgod]

That's not true at all! [ Don't say that, everyone is different! ]

[nosoul_nomind]

Um, yeah, it is. Pretty much everyone in this town has weird powers.

[secretgod]

Not everyone. [wow rude]

[nosoul_nomind]

I just said "pretty much". I'm sure there's a few people who don't.

[secretgod]

Well... if everyone had super-powers or super abilities, that would be absolutely boring!