Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I put money in
emotionalpoet17's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I turned
cutebecca in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I gave
crazybuttons a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-2 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
secretgiggler