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[secretarybird]

The vampire melon seedlings are looking very healthy!

Comments

[courtneycrumrin]

...What exactly is a vampire melon? Do they bite?

[secretarybird]

I do not believe so! They roll, and say Brrrl! Dr. Octavius gave Ruthven some seeds some while back, and we have planted them.

[courtneycrumrin]

Really? That sounds kind of cute. I wish I could have Nexus plants in my garden, but I don't think Uncle A would go for that.

[secretarybird]

You know, I am not entirely sure where they come from. Perhaps when the melons mature you would like one, or at least like to see?

[h_hollister]

...So, wait, they suck back?

[secretarybird]

I think it is more that they...bump enthusiastically against your ankle.

[_ruthven_]

Ho, ho, ho.

[secretarybird]

Oh, dear. You have made Ruthven look Unamused.

This is not hard to do.