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Nov 02, 2007 13:43

My cousin Clive just tried to see my fiancee naked.

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lisapodmore November 2 2007, 18:46:25 UTC
Well, he is a pervert.

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secretarially November 2 2007, 19:15:41 UTC
Another victim?

For fuck's sake, Clive, your attraction to blondes is getting a little creepy.

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lisapodmore November 2 2007, 19:19:38 UTC
I guess you could say that.

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behaving November 2 2007, 19:20:53 UTC
They're not all blondes.

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notaponce November 2 2007, 19:22:07 UTC
No, but Quigley's not that fucking far from it either.

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secretarially November 2 2007, 19:29:20 UTC
Who's Quigley?

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notaponce November 2 2007, 19:30:34 UTC
Ravenclaw's Captain. She plays Chaser and she fucking knocked Clive out a few weeks back.

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behaving November 2 2007, 19:31:41 UTC
And she's fucking insane.

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notaponce November 2 2007, 19:32:32 UTC
I would not doubt that for a fucking second.

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behaving November 2 2007, 19:33:09 UTC
So she's really not part of this conversation.

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notaponce November 2 2007, 19:34:04 UTC
I doubt that.

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secretarially November 2 2007, 19:44:36 UTC
He's got it bad, doesn't he.

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notaponce November 2 2007, 19:45:27 UTC
He does.

Too bad she's practically fucking married.

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secretarially November 2 2007, 19:49:19 UTC
I thought he had a girlfriend? Maybe Jo was just really drunk when she told me that.

Generally it's a bad idea to go after people who try to break your jaw, though.

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notaponce November 2 2007, 19:54:43 UTC
He does. She's fucking homeschooled though.

It's Clive.

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secretarially November 2 2007, 20:08:52 UTC
Who the fuck dates a homeschool girl during Hogwarts?

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