20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine adictions, switch to expresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they aanswer.
11. Specify that your Drive-Through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera. (I LOVE IT!!!)
13. Go to a peotry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell you friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers adress you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!!!". (Oh, good lord! Hylarious!!)
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!!!".
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Do to the economy, we are going to have to let you go."
20. Send this to someone to make them smile....it's called therapy...:)
I know I loved it! Have a good day folks!
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine adictions, switch to expresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they aanswer.
11. Specify that your Drive-Through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera. (I LOVE IT!!!)
13. Go to a peotry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell you friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers adress you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!!!". (Oh, good lord! Hylarious!!)
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!!!".
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Do to the economy, we are going to have to let you go."
20. Send this to someone to make them smile....it's called therapy...:)
I know I loved it! Have a good day folks!