Platypus Report: April Fool's Day Event

[secretagent_p]

[Perry tends to like to listen to what's going on over the telephone, as a good spy should. I mean, who knows when evil scientists could take over the phone lines?

So, he notices the surprisingly large amount of...strange voices. Why's everyone on the phone at the same time? And so, instead of remaining quiet like usual, he speaks up.]

Comments

[sovanessessary]

...Perry the Platypus?

[secretagent_p]

[Wait.

Wait.

He knows that voice from somewhere. How did one of Candace's friends get into the phone?

Immediate normal!platypus action go! How did this phone get knocked off the hook, that's so silly of me.]

Mrrr.

[sovanessessary]

...Seriously? You expect me to believe a platypus on the phone is an accident?

[secretagent_p]

[It is so an accident- you see, Meriken picked up the phone and like the silly person she is just...happened to leave it off the hook and it was warm and I was cold and

that's a horrible excuse, isn't it? Oh well, keep acting normal.]

Kkkkrrrr.

[sovanessessary]

Okay, you may be able to fool my Dad with the whole playing dumb bit, but seriously, I did manage to get away with some common sense.

[secretagent_p]

[Well then. Perhaps she really is smarter than her father. His tone becomes more conversational, but he definitely can't speak English.

Translation: How did you know?]

Mrrr. Kkkrrrr.