Texts From the Enterprise Last Night: Part II
Nothings working today so let it be TF The Enterprise LN Tuesday!
From: Chekov P.A.
To: Scott M.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Chekov's priorities. Great sex, and Buffy.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It's the gift that keeps on giving!
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From: McCoy L.H.
To: Kirk J.T.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sound advice from the good doctor.
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From: Chekov P.A.
To: Sulu H.W.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Sulu is the studious sort.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: Spock
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
From: McCoy L.H.
To: Kirk J.T.
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
From: Kirk J.T.
To: Sulu H.W.
when did we get a doorman?
From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
We were also in the wrong building starship...
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From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
From: McCoy L.H.
To: Kirk J.T.
This explains a lot.
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From: Chekov P.A.
To: Sulu H.W.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
bb!Chekov doesn't get drunk often, but when he does... Ho boy!
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From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
IDK if he talking about himself or Chekov. Use your imagination.
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From: Riley K.
To: Sulu H.W.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
SCOTTY?
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: Uhura N.
bring money and cleavage
She's gonna go there and kick his ass.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Far, far too many.
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From: Uhura N.
To: Gaila
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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From: Gaila
To: Uhura N.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Aaaaaaaand finally:
From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
I just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. I am the macgyver of alcohol.
Bones is gonna kick his ass on general principle.
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From: Chekov P.A.
To: Scott M.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Chekov's priorities. Great sex, and Buffy.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It's the gift that keeps on giving!
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From: McCoy L.H.
To: Kirk J.T.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sound advice from the good doctor.
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From: Chekov P.A.
To: Sulu H.W.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Sulu is the studious sort.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: Spock
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
From: McCoy L.H.
To: Kirk J.T.
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
From: Kirk J.T.
To: Sulu H.W.
when did we get a doorman?
From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
We were also in the wrong building starship...
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From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
From: McCoy L.H.
To: Kirk J.T.
This explains a lot.
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From: Chekov P.A.
To: Sulu H.W.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
bb!Chekov doesn't get drunk often, but when he does... Ho boy!
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From: Sulu H.W.
To: Kirk J.T.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
IDK if he talking about himself or Chekov. Use your imagination.
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From: Riley K.
To: Sulu H.W.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
SCOTTY?
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: Uhura N.
bring money and cleavage
She's gonna go there and kick his ass.
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From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Far, far too many.
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From: Uhura N.
To: Gaila
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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From: Gaila
To: Uhura N.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Aaaaaaaand finally:
From: Kirk J.T.
To: McCoy L.H.
I just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. I am the macgyver of alcohol.
Bones is gonna kick his ass on general principle.
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