Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane, I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain

[secret_weapon]

It's one of those days where the smallest of things takes ages to do. I am so bored right now, you guys have no idea.

I am also incredibly restless. I've been chewing gum really loudly and am fidgeting and twitching like anything.

I've tried to write posts about something or the other all day but I just can't. I hate this

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[kinkme]

YEP AGAIN, BUT OTHERWISE OUR PM IS CAMERON AND I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S WORSE.

UNLESS NICKY BECOMES LEADER???

IDK IF THAT'S POSSIBLE, BUT THE FRONT RUNNERS ON NEW PM ARE THESE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS:

[secret_weapon]

EITHER WAY WE'RE FUCKED.

UP THE KEESTER.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT WITH CAMERON THERE WILL BE NO LUBE.

HOBOY. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF UGLY. OH PLEASE NOT DARLING. ANYONE BUT HIM.

HEY! I CAN SEE THAT IMAGE! WHICH HOSTING SITE ARE YOU USING! \O/

[kinkme]

CONSERVATIVES: CHANGE, BUT NO LUBE. NICKY LOOKS LIKE HE LIKES IT ROUGH SO THAT SHOULD BE OKAY

DARLINGGG, FUCKING A BADGER BOY NOT GOOD. ODDS ARE ON THE FIRST TWO. THEY WON'T BE "PMS" BUT BE CARETAKERS FOR THE CHANGE OVER, SO THERE IS A CHANCE OF A NICKY LEADERSHIP? OH PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, THE POWER SEX STRUGGLES OF OPPOSITION/POWER AT PMQS AHH

STRAIGHT OFF THE BBC WEBSITE, SORRY. NO HOSTING SITE.

[secret_weapon]

BABY WHEN IT'S LOVE IF IT'S NOT ROUGH IT ISN'T FUN

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I DON'T SEE LABOUR LETTING CLEGG BE IN POWER.

ET TU, KINK. MUST YOU RAISE MY HOPES TO DASH THEM TO THE GROUND.