Ahh, I don't watch Project Runway, I think they show it in the middle of the day over here when I'm never at home.
Nooooooo! I don't want to be Bella! Although... I am clumsy and I am bad at sports and... I do write down everything that comes into my empty head these days...
Nooooooo! If I am Bella then I can never live with myself! I must end it all! Goodbye Cruel World!
See! That just confirms that you are Bella! She tries to kill herself in New Moon, you know. They both do. I can't believe that you've finally found your very own abusive boyfriend true love. :')
Nooooooooo! I am off to write nothing in my diary for months.
September
OK that didn't take long. Hmm.
If he shows up in my bedroom I'm gonna spray his ass with pepper-spray.
I dunno where he would sit though, cos my laptop is on the only chair in the room... you know my laptop has been misbehaving lately. It seems to think it wasn't shut down properly when I know I have been.
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OMG Edward has been looking at the pron on my laptop... and not shutting it off properly. D:<
Light that shit on fire, too. Vampires die only if you chop them up and burn them, you know. I'm sure he's deathly afraid of fire.
:O! Perhaps y'all could watch pr0n together once you're acquainted and ~in love~ and all that jazz (which only takes a week or two, rly). Just goes to show that you two really are soulmates. ♥
Hmm... Death Note Doujinshi can do that too you XD
LOLOL well, he did 'pick up a lot of hobbies' while all the other vampires were banging each other, right? I bet he hung about on ff.net writing slashfic.
Yeah! It's not like they were two dumb horny kids who couldn't keep it in their pants and just got caught up in this blood fued their parents had... OH WAIT...er I mean... Their love was so true and epic and lasted beyond the grave!
Haha I want to see Zombie Romeo and Juliet now - all fed up after having to put up with each other for 500 years.
I bet he was the sort to say, 'If I don't get 100 comments for this chapter I'm not updating any more,' and got involved in Flamewars with anyone who didn't go OMG UR FIC IS AWSUM. WRIT MOAR PLS!
Romeo and Juliet: The Zombie Divorce. Zombie Shakespeare should get on writing that like right the fuck now.
THIS. DO WANT.
Well, right now it's just me holding the fort but hellz yeah, we are!
Oh yeah, once when I was young and foolish and wrote some Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort slashfic (O_o DO NOT JUDGE ME! WE ALL HAVE OUR DEEP DARK PASTS) I did that as well. Comment if you want a sequel not get engaged in flamewars that is.
Well quite a few people voted for a sequel. (It was a poll)
And I did end up writing a 'companion fic'.
Unfortunately for them I never did manage to write that proper sequel. Maily because I was too involved in my own RL angst to think about fictional angst.
Please chat this man up. And then proceed to bitch slap him, please.
I missed another TBR party?! ;__;
AH, I will read this once my headache goes away. :[
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LOL I would but he looks at me with such scorn and hatred that my soul is chagrined! ;_; Probably because my hair does not smell like strawberries.
It's still going on bb, and frankly we need all the help we can get.
Heh, it's barely 500 words and a very rough first beginning. Didn't get a chance to write any more.
Are you not feeling very well, bb? If so I hope you get better soon.
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OMG, this guy really must be Edwardo, then! Of course, this would have to make you Bella. HAHAHA.
Yeah, I'm sick. :[ Hopefully it goes away soon. :/
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Nooooooo! I don't want to be Bella! Although... I am clumsy and I am bad at sports and... I do write down everything that comes into my empty head these days...
Nooooooo! If I am Bella then I can never live with myself! I must end it all! Goodbye Cruel World!
Aww, sorry to hear that bb. Get well soon.
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Thank you, bb. ♥
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September
OK that didn't take long. Hmm.
If he shows up in my bedroom I'm gonna spray his ass with pepper-spray.
I dunno where he would sit though, cos my laptop is on the only chair in the room... you know my laptop has been misbehaving lately. It seems to think it wasn't shut down properly when I know I have been.
...
OMG Edward has been looking at the pron on my laptop... and not shutting it off properly. D:<
OH NO HE DIDN'T! BITCH IS GOING DOWN!
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Light that shit on fire, too. Vampires die only if you chop them up and burn them, you know. I'm sure he's deathly afraid of fire.
:O! Perhaps y'all could watch pr0n together once you're acquainted and ~in love~ and all that jazz (which only takes a week or two, rly). Just goes to show that you two really are soulmates. ♥
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I don't mind him looking at my pr0n, but he could at least shut my laptop down properly is all I'm saying.
Maybe he could beta my Sulu/Chekov sexytiems?
Trufax. After all it took Romeo and Juliet something like three days so a week or two is more than enough time.
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Fo' reals. Maybe he's left incoherent afterwards, making it impossible for him to properly perform any activity. Hmmmm.
Haha, that'd be great: Edward beta'ing slash fic. XD
Fo' reals! And they're, lyk, the most ~romantic~ love story of all time OF ALL TIME!
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Hmm... Death Note Doujinshi can do that too you XD
LOLOL well, he did 'pick up a lot of hobbies' while all the other vampires were banging each other, right? I bet he hung about on ff.net writing slashfic.
Yeah! It's not like they were two dumb horny kids who couldn't keep it in their pants and just got caught up in this blood fued their parents had... OH WAIT...er I mean... Their love was so true and epic and lasted beyond the grave!
Haha I want to see Zombie Romeo and Juliet now - all fed up after having to put up with each other for 500 years.
BB! Come party with me!
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IKR? Suicide is truly something to glorify. :')
LOL, Romeo and Juliet: The Zombie Divorce. Zombie Shakespeare should get on writing that like right the fuck now.
Y'all are still going?! I'll be over shortly. ;)
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Romeo and Juliet: The Zombie Divorce. Zombie Shakespeare should get on writing that like right the fuck now.
THIS. DO WANT.
Well, right now it's just me holding the fort but hellz yeah, we are!
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I'll call up Zombie!Shakespeare ASAP!
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Yay! Zombie Shakespeare - Do not dissapoint us!
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And I did end up writing a 'companion fic'.
Unfortunately for them I never did manage to write that proper sequel. Maily because I was too involved in my own RL angst to think about fictional angst.
I still feel bad about that occassionally.
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