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So I was at this bar see and whathadhappened was...this fucking penguin walked up to me and said yo you wanna fight and I was like Batman and Robin don't like Mr. Penguin. So I punched that little pussy in his face. Blood went flying everywhere. It was all over the floor and the door. Then I dragged that damn penguin outside by the beak and slammed its head into the concrete. That stupid penguin cried and then his little buddy pop-fly ball came after me. I grabbed that kid by the legs and his ass went pop-flying to the floor. He yelled get off me your drunk. So I made my mad bulldog face and bite him on the ear. Those little bitches will never be the same again.