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so i was in my buddy's spaceship when this piece of shit mustang pulled up beside us and started reving thier engine. like wow. i don't think i have ever heard anything so gay in my life. those cool fockers wanted to kick my ass when i showed them that spaceships are much better. i was laughing at those NOS inhalers like crazy. they called me an asshole for making them look like beotches. then i abducted them and took them to my planet SARS and probed them. i really think that they enjoyed it. i turned them into autistics by eating part of thier brians. every now and then you can hear them scream "TRAP, TRAAAP!" i then put them in a red box, but they don't like the red box. they like the blue room where i put them in naked and throw a few gerbils in so they can have kinky gerbil ass sex.