I'm SOOOO graceful.
I went to see Dark Knight tonight with Al and my dad. I had Al take my dad to the seats (he needs assistance...and apparently so do I!)
I got a tub of popcorn, a bag of popcorn and two large Cherry Icees. I'm balancing it all and Al grabs the bag of popcorn when I reach the seat, then heads over to sit down. Meanwhile, I have gone up one step too many and walk into the row of seats---into thin air. Everything, popcorn tub and drinks goes flying out of my hands and I land sideways on my butt, lose my shoes and get the air knocked out of me. How embarrassing. So then all I can think of is uh-oh, Al is covered in Cherry Icee about now, but amazingly enough, they were stuck to the tray and only slightly tipped when they hit a chair, and the tub of popcorn only half emptied -- the theater wasn't full so I didn't hit anyone on the way down. It's funny now, but dang, I was mortified. I even had to sit down and take deep breaths so I wouldn't cry. I should have taken a freaking bow.
So I sit through the whole 2.5 hour movie thinking I wasn't hurt, but now I'm home, my butt really hurts (yes, I think I hurt my butt!!! ROFL!) and I'm a little nauseous. I didn't hit my head though... Oy! What a night!!
I give the movie 3 out of 4 stars. It was LOUD and really, really violent. I was glad there were no kids there! There wasn't enough Christian Bale without his shirt on this time around (wah!), but Aaron Eckhart was fun to look at, until, well, I won't ruin it for you.