This...was just entirely too amusing. I kept refreshing over and over and over and over. xD
by
limitedbythesky secret_base's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 18% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:28:52 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:50:16 PM
Alco Money! : $ 288
Guests of Honour
sidhedreams is a depressed Wiccan.
sidhedreams drank 9 Gins, 11 Absinthes.
sansai is a spiteful Liberal Christian with the mental age of a 23 year-old.
sansai drank 1 Vodka, 1 Everclear, 1 Red Wine.
apillarofsalt is a loathsome Liberal Christian who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa.
apillarofsalt drank 1 Gin, 1 Poteen, 1 Sherry.
ravensc311 is a radiant Muslim.
ravensc311 drank 17 White Wines.
secret_base is an unhappy Hindu.
secret_base drank 2 Whiskeys, 2 Bloody Marys.
jasontd is a damnable Fundementalist Christian.
jasontd decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
radicalfight is an insecure Liberal Christian.
radicalfight drank 3 Aligator Bites.
angel_gothica is a nervous Wiccan.
angel_gothica drank 6 Lagers, 6 Poteens, 3 Ciders, 1 Sherry, 2 Red Wines, 1 Mint Julep, 1 Everclear.
_caged_alone_ is a vivacious Hindu and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar.
_caged_alone_ drank 20 Pilsners.
jinx_says is a bitchy Buddhist.
jinx_says drank 4 Ales.
Sick!
sidhedreams,
ravensc311,
secret_base,
angel_gothica,
_caged_alone_ are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.
Fights
'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed
jasontd at a hapless looking
sidhedreams. sidhedreams merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'
Lovers
They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in secret_base's garden shed and it seems as though
secret_base and
angel_gothica are now going to be a permanent fixture!
The Drunkest
Dear God
angel_gothica! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events
According to
jasontd you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
sidhedreams told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in
secret_base's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off.
secret_base quickly called the police.
sidhedreams is now behind bars.
Happy New Year!
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cruelest_month was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of secret_base at a party hosted by someone known only as secret_base. secret_base was burnt at the stake at secret_base's home sometime around 04:28:02 AM.
chellenova has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
secret_base is a malevolent Taoist who enjoys biting the heads off seagulls in front of children.