A lil' Calvin and Hobbes dose for you all.
Susie: Hey, Calvin! Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?!
Calvin: Drop dead, Susie! You're so ugly, I hear your mom puts a bag over your head before she kisses you goodnight!!
Calvin: It's shameless the way we flirt.
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Calvin: What's it like to fall in love?
Hobbes: Well...say the object of your affection walks by...
Calvin: Yeah?
Hobbes: First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves.
Calvin: That's love?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking.
Calvin: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
Ahahaha. And no I didn't pick it because it's about love!! Or maybe I did..but either way its great. It's fuckin Calvin and Hobbes. I'm done and bored.
PHIL