May 23, 2004 14:23
Why do I keep doing this? I don't even do it habitually. It's like once a month. MAYBE! Hell this is currrazy. Supar currazzzy. Anyway, I saw Troy. Innacurrate but good. I got punched on both arms and my foot (?). Weird eh? My foot got punched, thank you David. And you know what? It's bruised, too. Goddamnit. I need to be in a band. That and like, eat a pie and cheesecake. OR MAYBE CHEESE CAKE PIE!!! HOOLY SHIT!! Anyway. I'll get down to that sooner or later.
And that's my entry, you son's of bitches.
PHIL
P.S. Also saw Boondock Saints, sorry to any lesbians for this..
"Hey Murph, how many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two, one to actually screw it in, and a wee little one to suck my fucking cock! And I'll supervise!"