I have a penis, and you do not..(unless you're a dude..)

[secret_agentman]

I was gonna write a song like that one day. I'm bored again, so I return to this shit. For once, I require commentary..it's just like essential to my well-being and shit. Y'know how it goes. Just get low

Comments

[susiedoo]

everyone was juking at the Northside dance.

[iam_amoeba]

people have sex at evanston's dances. and isnt his name max bagel? thats what i was led to believe, but maybe i just liked it so i convinced myself thats his real name.

[mountainmolehil]

PHIL!!!! IT'S JULIE!!! I FOUND A PHIL!!

[remain_in_light]

WHAT

YEAAAAAAH

OHHH KAYYYY

[anonymous]

hahahahahaha max bagus!! hahahahahahaha! its funny cause' thats me! hahahahahahahahahahah.

-max