So normally I don't post this kind of stuff but...
...when I managed to score -4728 points I just couldn't help it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, technomagus (-5000 points). Last month I put gum in twistedpsyche's hair (-12 points). In January I donated bone marrow to mageascended in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I bought porn for pseudodragonic (-10 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4728 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
secondshadow
UPDATE: Okay, so I hit reload just to see what a more positive one would look like.... and well...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I helped lonedragon across the street (6 points). In March I broke wintersmalice's X-Box (-12 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bloodrosecello (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5712 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
secondshadow
so yeah....
apparently I'm big on genocide in the pre-Christmas season.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, technomagus (-5000 points). Last month I put gum in twistedpsyche's hair (-12 points). In January I donated bone marrow to mageascended in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I bought porn for pseudodragonic (-10 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4728 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
secondshadow
UPDATE: Okay, so I hit reload just to see what a more positive one would look like.... and well...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I helped lonedragon across the street (6 points). In March I broke wintersmalice's X-Box (-12 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bloodrosecello (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5712 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
secondshadow
so yeah....
apparently I'm big on genocide in the pre-Christmas season.