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I had a dream last night that Derek left me for another girl. The only explanation he gave was that her butt was better than mine. Some time during the dream I walked in on the two of them. They were lying in bed and both fully clothed. Derek was on his side, facing the girl, and she was laying on her stomach. He was patting her butt. I ran out of the room sobbing, realizing my butt, and thus my whole self, was completely inadequate. I woke up soon after. Derek assured me that my butt is his favorite.