Ω077
Dear Network,
I was a mute, cooler Jack Bauer for the last twenty-four hours.
It all started when I saved an old woman from nearly getting hit by a fucking car because no one could scream to warn her she was being a goddamn idiot.
Then, my girlfriend greenlighted a very special edition of the Bed Olympics. Which ended up the Kitchen Olympics because we didn't quite get to the bed, and it was totally awesome. Right up until her slopy-eyed "father" came in and decided to hit me in the face with a baseball bat. I guess he must have railed her too or something, because she decided to shove us out the window.
Sorrrta fuckin' annoying when you can't scream falling all those floors.
Through some sorta miracle on my part, and drugs on Netherlands' fault, we survived the fall. I said, hey, let's just call it even, and go get wasted. He agreed without argument and yeah. There was some other things than just alcohol, and then the bartender called 911 because he realized we had a tonnnn of broken bones and my nose started bleeding all over shit again.
FYI Netherlands is one big-ass baby.
We get to the hospital and I get visited by AN OLD FRIEND, and now there's half the ER ward missing and the cops keep talking to me and normally I? don't have any problems with cops, but this is ridiiiic.
So, dear Network, I was a sexy, mute, Asian Jack Bauer/James Bond cross-over for the last twenty-four hours. What have you done lately?
-- Tetora
I was a mute, cooler Jack Bauer for the last twenty-four hours.
It all started when I saved an old woman from nearly getting hit by a fucking car because no one could scream to warn her she was being a goddamn idiot.
Then, my girlfriend greenlighted a very special edition of the Bed Olympics. Which ended up the Kitchen Olympics because we didn't quite get to the bed, and it was totally awesome. Right up until her slopy-eyed "father" came in and decided to hit me in the face with a baseball bat. I guess he must have railed her too or something, because she decided to shove us out the window.
Sorrrta fuckin' annoying when you can't scream falling all those floors.
Through some sorta miracle on my part, and drugs on Netherlands' fault, we survived the fall. I said, hey, let's just call it even, and go get wasted. He agreed without argument and yeah. There was some other things than just alcohol, and then the bartender called 911 because he realized we had a tonnnn of broken bones and my nose started bleeding all over shit again.
FYI Netherlands is one big-ass baby.
We get to the hospital and I get visited by AN OLD FRIEND, and now there's half the ER ward missing and the cops keep talking to me and normally I? don't have any problems with cops, but this is ridiiiic.
So, dear Network, I was a sexy, mute, Asian Jack Bauer/James Bond cross-over for the last twenty-four hours. What have you done lately?
-- Tetora