Random Heacanon Facts meme

[secondhandsky]

God I am exhausted, I could so totally think of cooler facts if I was awake.

Comments

[alexander]

Socute.

[secondhandsky]

Hi Aeris ._.

[alexander]

Does this mean I have to say where I lost my virginity too, Cloud?

[secondhandsky]

... ....

A-as your second-tier boyfriend I - I don't know if I want to know ):

[perennially]

I don't think Zack knows either, actually.

[secondhandsky]

WAS IT TSENG

[perennially]

If it was Tseng do you think he'd act like a man who hasn't gotten laid ever.

[secondhandsky]

...Point.

Speaking of Tseng did you totally crack up at Tseng bitchsmacking Aeris in the helicopter after knowing about him in Crisis Core.

Cause I totally did

[perennially]

That's kind of unfair because I laugh at Tseng all the time ):

[perennially]

But. Yes.

[secondhandsky]

TSENG THIS IS NOT SUCCESS

[perennially]

TSENG IS... USUALLY NOT SUCCESS. He would totally be MORE success if he were apped, yup, definitely.

[secondhandsky]

Tseng is less success than ME that takes EFFORT yes omg Zack's love rival!11

Also who was it 8(

[perennially]

You also have the power of MAIN CHARACTER and Tseng is relegated to DOTMAN~`111 DANANANAANAAAA. I really feel like to be a rival he has to be a contender in the first place...

... |D

[secondhandsky]

GO ME Well Zack thought so.

. . . . . >8

[perennially]

Now, did the rape teach you how to behave in bed is the real question. Or does the MC status grant you that. ... yes, but Zack is silly.

... I wish I had something else interesting to put in a FACTS ABOUT MY AERIS because otherwise it will just be AERIS'S VIRGINITY!!1 so.