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[secondhandface]

Dear Diary

Joinged forces with a platoon of naked dead people to fight off evil priests from breaking into supernatural hospital. Had slap up dinner of bangers and mash and steamed pudding.

QED, England still mental.

Comments

[lady_with_thee]

All in a day's work.

[secondhandface]

What do you do for the rest of ur... allocated zombie hours?

[lady_with_thee]

Haha, well put. I have a lover. Actually, he's dead too. It's not often we're here at the same time, so mostly we're together in the afterlife. It's good to spend time with him here, though.

Other than that, I have a lot of friends to spend time with. You'd know Peter of course, he and I are close. I'm even closer with his wife, and her brother. I'm certainly never lacking for something to do.

[secondhandface]

You can... you know, in the afterlife??

[lady_with_thee]

In a sense. It's not the same, but it's certainly not nothing, either.