An Awkward Surprise with immortalwin

[second_son83]

Sam really hadn't had a full nights sleep in a long time. So when he was woken up by something unknown, he wasn't too surprised. He shifted sleepily and blinked through his hair to check his watch. 6:27am. Perfect. They had to get going early today anyway. He stretched on his stomach and rolled off of his sleeping bag up into a sitting position.

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[immortalwin]

"Well we better figure something out, cause I can't deal with this shit. I feel so....weak," his nose wrinkled a little in disgust.

[second_son83]

Sam didn't know whether or not he should be insulted by that. "It's called being human, Dean. I'm sure you'll get used to it."

He leaned forward and patted the other man's leg twice before standing and rounding the other side of the table to continue packing their stuff. "We'll figure it out, okay?"

[immortalwin]

He smiled a little at the contact but that disappeared when Sam moved away. "Get used to it? Fuck that, if we can't get me back to my world I'll just fix this one."

[second_son83]

Sam frowned and stopped packing, looking up at Dean slowly. "Yeah... Cause that didn't sound ominious. You care to explain what you meant by that?"

[immortalwin]

He just shrugged, "I'm not staying human. I don't get back to where I belong I'll just let myself get turned here, we'll start over."

[second_son83]

His eyes narrowed dangerously. "Excuse me?"

He must have heard wrong, right? That couldn't be what Dean just said. Let himself be turned? No fucking way. He was hearing things.

[immortalwin]

"Well come on Sam, you can't expect me to stay like this forever. I had an amazing life and if I can't get back to it I'll find a way to get it here," the idea if never seeing his baby again made him wanna be sick, but he was trying to stay calm.

[second_son83]

"An amazing life? You were a vampire? How was that amazing?" He frowned, tilting his head as he listened to the crazy man sitting before him.

[immortalwin]

"No hunting, no demons, no danger. Just running around the world having fun with the person I love more than anything else in the world? Shit you're right, my life was hells. I'm sure yours is much better."

[second_son83]

Sam didn't like the way Dean's voice dripped with sarcasm. The last thing he needed was to deal with a sarcastic asshole ex-vampire that probably wanted to have sex with him.

Oh. He definitely wants to have sex with you Sammy boy. Better get used to bending over again. I know how much you liked doing it for Michael and I. Sam looked over just in time to catch Lucifer's wink. He huffed out an angry breath and turned his attention back to Dean.

"You're not letting yourself be turned, Dean. That's not happening, okay? We'll just figure a way to get my brother back and then everything'll be okay."

You really think it's gonna be that easy, Sam? Lucifer chuckled. I didn't think you were that stupid! Again... Sam glared at the invisible angel. Yeah... cause he totally can't see you doing that. You really are stupid, aren't you?

Sam swallowed and looked back to Dean. He was just gonna ignore Lucifer from now on. "Just... Please... Please don't do something stupid..."

[immortalwin]

Dean cocked his head and turned to look at what Sam was staring at but didn't see anything. This version of his baby was...weird. If this is what Sam would have become if he hadn't been turned...man he was glad things went the way they did.

"Then figure out a way to get me back to my work and hope to God your Dean isn't with my Sam or he's in for an interesting surprise."

[second_son83]

Sam paused and frowned, starting to get angry. "Again with the cryptic, ominous bullshit. Will you stop with the bull and just tell me? What interesting surprise?"

[immortalwin]

He raised an eyebrow hearing the anger building in Sam's voice. "Sorry, honestly thought you could figure it out when I called you baby, ok fine I'll spell it out. If your Dean is in my body he might get a little confused when my Sam tries to stick his dick in Dean's ass. That clear enough Sammy?"

[second_son83]

He really hoped it was something else. Really really hoped it was something else. But there it was, spelled out in black and white. Yeah... He might be sick. He knew fan girls wrote about it but... in real life? Oh... Yeah no. Not cool.

Oh Sammy... You should see the look on your face! Priceless. I wish I had a camera. Lucifer continued to cackle in the corner and Sam continued to ignore him. That's just how it'd go right now.

"Okay so... You two are like... real life slash fiction... That's... That's kinda disgusting..."

[immortalwin]

Dean nodded, seemingly unoffened. "Yeah, I get that. It definitely isn't something human me would EVER have thought about, but I've never been happier so there yeah go. Wait...what's slash fiction?"

[second_son83]

"Never been happier... Wow... Yeah... Still kinda gross... Here," Sam hadn't packed his computer away just yet and if they had a problem, Sam wasn't about to leave a home base without figuring things out first. So, Sam opened up Google and typed in Sam/Dean Wincest into the search bar.

"There's a prophet by the name of Chuck and he wrote tons of books about us. So there are these fans of the books, right? And even worse... are the fangirls out there who think that... you and me... together... is hot. Here," he shoved the laptop at him and walked away to get his dad's and Bobby's journal. "Go nuts. They write pretty NC-17 stuff. Draw pictures and everything. Grade-A freaks... They know we're brothers and they're perfectly fine with it."

Wow Sammy... didn't know you knew so much about those "grade-A freaks".