I just finished my Stan State application.
I was also just disgnosed by my therapist with ADD. Hot damn! What have I not been diagnosed with? A peristalsis twin? Progeria?
Ashley's the sexiest progeria kid alive!
How much you want to bet I'm going to give birth to a progeria baby
with a peristalsis twin? Oh well, that just means my kid will be a
double threat... or triple...