True Story
My car fell into a ditch
Everyone said that life was bitch
James found a stick
But it was too thick
We gave it a shove
But the thing wouldn't budge
The cops came around
And Al thought I was goin' downtown
The seats were hard and it was hot
I thought they gonna leave me to rot
A man and his son came with a truck
They pulled us out of the disgusting muck
I slid on the grass
And fell on my ass
James changed the tire
The cop was a liar
And we drove 35 all the way home
Everyone said that life was bitch
James found a stick
But it was too thick
We gave it a shove
But the thing wouldn't budge
The cops came around
And Al thought I was goin' downtown
The seats were hard and it was hot
I thought they gonna leave me to rot
A man and his son came with a truck
They pulled us out of the disgusting muck
I slid on the grass
And fell on my ass
James changed the tire
The cop was a liar
And we drove 35 all the way home