The Shameful Truth

[secluded_fear]

Insanity Bucket: on average, more Brits injure themselves with vegetables than chainsaws.
Insanity Bucket: o.O
Insanity Bucket: ...per year, I mean.
Lyra 2004: lmao
Lyra 2004: So basically Brits have weird sex lives?
Insanity Bucket: haha. Yes. We like vegetables, in very, very kinky ways.
Lyra 2004: Oooh
Lyra 2004: lmao