Don't you wish this could happen to you?
BOY: I need someone to talk to.
GIRL: I'm alwayz here for you
BOY: I know.
GIRL: Whatz wrong?
BOY: I like her *s0o* much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She'll never like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I feel
GIRL: Then tell her.
BOY: She won't like me
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well, just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm alwayz with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem but he'll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like??
GIRL: Ooh, some boy.
BOY: Ooh, she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong. I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL:..so are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.
26 Things That APerfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't
normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.
... A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself?
Its bugging me.
..(In the paper the next day):...
A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure.
Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that >his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know.
Instead, >he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her
>wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die.
Four Animals
You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!
A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life?
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mother always says, The teacher asked, Really and what four little animals would that. The little girl said, A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, A Tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all."
The teacher fainted.
Well I have to go eat dinner so I have to go I'll update later.
Elisa
GIRL: I'm alwayz here for you
BOY: I know.
GIRL: Whatz wrong?
BOY: I like her *s0o* much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She'll never like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I feel
GIRL: Then tell her.
BOY: She won't like me
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well, just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm alwayz with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem but he'll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like??
GIRL: Ooh, some boy.
BOY: Ooh, she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong. I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL:..so are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.
26 Things That APerfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't
normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.
... A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself?
Its bugging me.
..(In the paper the next day):...
A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure.
Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that >his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know.
Instead, >he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her
>wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die.
Four Animals
You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!
A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life?
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mother always says, The teacher asked, Really and what four little animals would that. The little girl said, A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, A Tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all."
The teacher fainted.
Well I have to go eat dinner so I have to go I'll update later.
Elisa