Facts you never knew about Chuck Norris...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A street in Los Angeles was named Chuck Norris Street but three days later the name of the street had to be changed after 16,000 pedestrians died while crossing it................Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
A street in Los Angeles was named Chuck Norris Street but three days later the name of the street had to be changed after 16,000 pedestrians died while crossing it................Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.