According to our wedding website (i can't believe that thing is still up in cyberspace
http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/pwp2/view/MemberPage.aspx?coupleid=9996918505960038&pid=5939751), Lara and I are newlyweds for 345 days. 345 days?!?! So when does one stop being a newlywed exactly?