Oral Fixations (Roy x Havoc, Roy x Havoc x Ed) Gift Fic
Title: Oral Fixations
Author: SeaweedOtter
Requestor: soshoni
Pairing: Roy x Havoc, Roy x Havoc x Ed
Prompt: Smoke screen (or Hawkeye)
Rating: PG-13-ish
Summary: Beware of oral fixations
Warnings: No real spoilers, but mentions of male/male loving (yaoi)
Author’s note: Sorry it really wasn’t at R rated as you wanted. It didn’t let itself to particularly raunchy scenes. And it didn’t exactly follow the prompt. Sorry again.
Every time the small hurricane named Edward Elric would use his boot to kick open the door to the office- startling everyone in the room and causing coffee spills on important documents- Havoc would come close to swallowing the cigarette that he constantly kept in his mouth.
He knew that he couldn’t smoke it, but just having it there was a bit of a comfort to him. It satisfied his oral fixation. And the Colonel had agreed that as long as it wasn’t lit, it was okay for him to hold onto it throughout the day.
Besides, Mustang was more than just the blond’s colonel, and he already knew that keeping Havoc’s oral fixations well honed made for much better times after they left the confines of the office and retired to more private locations. He was pretty sure that Hawkeye knew what was going on, even if no one else did. Not even his best friend, Breda, who was usually very good at picking up on things that Havoc didn’t want him to know about.
But, there were the times that neither of them could wait until the end of the day- and they would find an excuse to leave the office at different times to run errands, and ‘miraculously’ find each other in the hall.
Which, of course, led them to an abandoned bathroom in an unused wing of the office, or a janitorial closet, where clothes would quickly be done away with, and oral fixations would be satiated.
It was all well and good, until the short blond hurricane chased a cat that Al had snuck into the office down one of the abandoned hallways. It had managed to get out of Al’s chestplate and make a break for it, and now Ed was trying to follow the soft mewling that echoed down the dark and dingy halls.
But as he passed one door, it wasn’t a kittens mewl that he heard. It was sound of a totally different sort.
When he opened the door, and found the tall, blond haired lieutenant, kneeling in front of the colonel, with his mouth in a very interesting place, any thought of the cat quickly left his mind for good.
It still made Roy chuckle, months later, when he thought about the first time he had gotten the two men under his command that he was attracted to in the same room, together and away from any other prying eyes. Ed hadn’t been sure what to make of it at first- but over time he had grown closer to the two older men, and although it was even harder to find a way for three men to sneak out and meet separately, they continued their trysts as often as they could. Occasionally, Hawkeye would even help come up with a reason for at least of a couple of them to have to leave at the same time.
It was at those times that Roy often wondered how lucky he was to get the staff that he had.
Author: SeaweedOtter
Requestor: soshoni
Pairing: Roy x Havoc, Roy x Havoc x Ed
Prompt: Smoke screen (or Hawkeye)
Rating: PG-13-ish
Summary: Beware of oral fixations
Warnings: No real spoilers, but mentions of male/male loving (yaoi)
Author’s note: Sorry it really wasn’t at R rated as you wanted. It didn’t let itself to particularly raunchy scenes. And it didn’t exactly follow the prompt. Sorry again.
Every time the small hurricane named Edward Elric would use his boot to kick open the door to the office- startling everyone in the room and causing coffee spills on important documents- Havoc would come close to swallowing the cigarette that he constantly kept in his mouth.
He knew that he couldn’t smoke it, but just having it there was a bit of a comfort to him. It satisfied his oral fixation. And the Colonel had agreed that as long as it wasn’t lit, it was okay for him to hold onto it throughout the day.
Besides, Mustang was more than just the blond’s colonel, and he already knew that keeping Havoc’s oral fixations well honed made for much better times after they left the confines of the office and retired to more private locations. He was pretty sure that Hawkeye knew what was going on, even if no one else did. Not even his best friend, Breda, who was usually very good at picking up on things that Havoc didn’t want him to know about.
But, there were the times that neither of them could wait until the end of the day- and they would find an excuse to leave the office at different times to run errands, and ‘miraculously’ find each other in the hall.
Which, of course, led them to an abandoned bathroom in an unused wing of the office, or a janitorial closet, where clothes would quickly be done away with, and oral fixations would be satiated.
It was all well and good, until the short blond hurricane chased a cat that Al had snuck into the office down one of the abandoned hallways. It had managed to get out of Al’s chestplate and make a break for it, and now Ed was trying to follow the soft mewling that echoed down the dark and dingy halls.
But as he passed one door, it wasn’t a kittens mewl that he heard. It was sound of a totally different sort.
When he opened the door, and found the tall, blond haired lieutenant, kneeling in front of the colonel, with his mouth in a very interesting place, any thought of the cat quickly left his mind for good.
It still made Roy chuckle, months later, when he thought about the first time he had gotten the two men under his command that he was attracted to in the same room, together and away from any other prying eyes. Ed hadn’t been sure what to make of it at first- but over time he had grown closer to the two older men, and although it was even harder to find a way for three men to sneak out and meet separately, they continued their trysts as often as they could. Occasionally, Hawkeye would even help come up with a reason for at least of a couple of them to have to leave at the same time.
It was at those times that Roy often wondered how lucky he was to get the staff that he had.