A funny thing happened on the way to the bathroom.
This happened a few years ago, but I remembered it and had to share.
I worked at a private college. Old, traditional, classic stone buildings and manicured lawns. Pretty nice. Free hot chocolate in the staff lounge.
One day, washing my hands in the ladies room, I started talking to a lady who worked down the hall from me. Tall, blonde, pretty, slightly over processed.
We chatted. "Hi, how are you?" "Fine, and you?" "Great. Blah blah blah." While she was talking, she hiked up her skirt and adjusted her pantyhose. She wasn't wearing underwear. She kept talking like it was a normal thing.
My own sister does not flash her bits at me, except that one time when she was having a baby. I mean really.
There was not enough hot chocolate that day.
I worked at a private college. Old, traditional, classic stone buildings and manicured lawns. Pretty nice. Free hot chocolate in the staff lounge.
One day, washing my hands in the ladies room, I started talking to a lady who worked down the hall from me. Tall, blonde, pretty, slightly over processed.
We chatted. "Hi, how are you?" "Fine, and you?" "Great. Blah blah blah." While she was talking, she hiked up her skirt and adjusted her pantyhose. She wasn't wearing underwear. She kept talking like it was a normal thing.
My own sister does not flash her bits at me, except that one time when she was having a baby. I mean really.
There was not enough hot chocolate that day.