my story thus far..

[searym]

There once lived an overweight, officially mentally incapable, and morbidly deformed woman on a small island off the coast of puerto vallarta. This woman dreamt every night and every day of finding her true love, and would sing to the moon in hopes that he would come riding up on his white horse and save her. However, that did not happen. A large white horse did come riding on a small path past her house one day but it was not carrying her prince on its muscular yet harry back. On the contrary it carried yet another large woman on its back, and when the original fat ass babushka ran out to meet her prince she was not welcomed by loving embraces and delicate kisses but by horses hooves trampling all of her 500 odd pounds. This was not all. The woman's fate was to be worsened. She had gotten knowledge the prior day that the psychotic and unethical town doctor had practiced an unheard of surgery on her the night before and had accidentally implanted the fetus of satan into her uterus. While the baby satan etched 666 incessantly into the mass that was the babushkas stomach the babushka realized that after being trampled by the horses her sedistic baby was going to not only be satan... but also be mentally retarded. So this dumb satanic child grew and grew, and nine months down the road was ready to pry itself from the lipid formed dungeon it had been encased in. The babushka only lived long enough to name her demon child and then slip away into the depths of hell for bearing this child. She named her child Kristin. She was later to be known as Kristin Di Tella. Kristin lead a fairly normal life for a child who was lucifier. occasionally Kristin would put hexes on the children in her class, and several of them died from black lung, and other for reasons unknown, but all in all she wasn't too bad of a kid. BUt when she hit those special stages in her life these feelings started brewing inside her and she felt the urge to kill.. Kill.. KILL. In order to best succumb to her urges she decided to go to college and become a worthless and beastly hellion of a teacher. So that is what she did. Years later she found herself employed at St. Charles NOrth HIghschool. Her serpernt like attributes had simply pulled the wool over the eyes of the benevolent yet oblivious staff at this highschool. From there on she preceded to screw over every unfortunate child that found her name on their schedule. The best of students would return from her class spewing out swears that had never before been uttered from there mouth. The evil mephistopheles thrived on students pain and agony, and secretly functioned a torture chamber in the basement of the school. The evil one wore ugly shoes, and lipstick that made the students shudder at the sight of its red and waxy mass on her lips. These were satans tools, and she utilized them well. It was once reported that Mrs. DiTElla killed a student from her class at ate their brains. However we all know this is not true at all. Mrs. DiTella does not eat brains, with the lack of knowledge she fills them with they were useless to consume. She had to eat children from other classes and she did not hesistate. It was also reported that when accidentally sprinkled with holy water Mrs. DiTella hissed and ran out of the classroom screaming in latin. It was also reported that she was sighted at the mall with Nosvoratus and Hitler they all bought "double devilish fudge" icecream from the local baskin robins. Kristin lived a full life as a cloven-footed servant of hell, and found iniquitous minions amongst the most incompetent of the students at North. However, most of her students were not fooled by her unhallowed ways and they knew that someday, somehow, they had to take down the bitchy, wrathful, malitious, nefarious, obscene, loathsome devil that inhabited their school. To be continued.....

BY: CHRISSY (yeah this is about my aformentioned iNT. STudies Teacher)