Um....no?
Okay, seriously, someone needs to inform Needham that it is no longer acceptable for its students to kill themselves. Because apparently some people did not get the memo. Before, it was just pointless and selfish. Now it is also overdone. Seriously, get a hobby! Needham is dull, but it isn't THAT dull. At this point, it's just pathetic. Everyone's doing it. Stop following the crowd and be original for once. Try *gasp* NOT killing yourself! Yeah, that could be fun. Hey! You could start a new trend! Living! I mean, do you really want to be the second or even third suicide in a year, or do you want to be the Boy Who Lived? You could be like Harry Potter and we can send you to a special magic school called college! Or, you could kill yourself now and let your friends and family weep over your worthless body. Hmmm. Yeah, I guess you're right. I'd pick the second one too. I WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE SPLEEN!
And now for something off-color and insensitive.
"Gee Tommy, I'm bored. what do you want to do today?"
"I don't know, Sally. This sure is dull."
"Hey, I have an idea! Let's go put the barrel of daddy's shotgun in our mouths and pull the trigger!"
"Gee whiz, Sally, that sounds swell! I'll get the bullets!"
And now for something off-color and insensitive.
"Gee Tommy, I'm bored. what do you want to do today?"
"I don't know, Sally. This sure is dull."
"Hey, I have an idea! Let's go put the barrel of daddy's shotgun in our mouths and pull the trigger!"
"Gee whiz, Sally, that sounds swell! I'll get the bullets!"